(Source: cocaineteas)

jasonttodd:

callmekitto:

crackiswhacksherlock:

moriarty:

jashuwa:

moriarty:

what do you mean not everyone has a toilet that washes and massages your butt

Wait there are toilets like that?

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what an incredible experience it must be

im mildly concerned about something labeled “turbo” going near my butt

twinking:

girl: deeper!!!!

boy

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viridiannightmares:

fuckyeahthebetterlife:

Most likely the best post ever.

If you don’t know this rug you didn’t live

viridiannightmares:

fuckyeahthebetterlife:

Most likely the best post ever.

If you don’t know this rug you didn’t live

zubat:

This kitty accidentally stepped on a bee

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faithsuperfab:

vvankinq:

#NotAllDucks

i just had to reblog this for the face tbh

faithsuperfab:

vvankinq:

#NotAllDucks

i just had to reblog this for the face tbh

(Source: humorstop)

the-goddamazon:

OH MY GOD

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

penis-hilton:

omg is this real? *becomes a 30stm fan*

penis-hilton:

omg is this real? *becomes a 30stm fan*

alekshdfilms:

one time i forced my mom to play pokemon for at least half an hour and all she did was catch a butterfree and name it lowfat

(Source: mitchkaplan)

What's it like dating another woman?
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misshalohagins:

black--lamb:

Lol oh wow