what do you mean not everyone has a toilet that washes and massages your butt
Wait there are toilets like that?
what an incredible experience it must be
im mildly concerned about something labeled “turbo” going near my butt
Most likely the best post ever.
If you don’t know this rug you didn’t live
This kitty accidentally stepped on a bee
i just had to reblog this for the face tbh
omg is this real? *becomes a 30stm fan*
one time i forced my mom to play pokemon for at least half an hour and all she did was catch a butterfree and name it lowfat