kayethepterodactyl:

Would you download a ferret?

humming-metallica-in-the-tardis:

onecelestialbeing:

housewifeswag:

excusemyhubris:

zayoken:

She’s cute

she’s just saying that because it’s probably difficult to reach her vagina.

you obviously have no idea how the female anatomy works and I’m assuming that’s because you’ve never touched a vagina in real life so why don’t you pipe the fuck down. pro tip: you can use your tears as lube while you’re masturbating tonight.

BURN

OH THAT WAS GOLD

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queenofdorite:

SCIENCE IS MY NERF DART LAUNCHER, INTELLECT IS MY BUTTERKNIFE

queenofdorite:

SCIENCE IS MY NERF DART LAUNCHER, INTELLECT IS MY BUTTERKNIFE

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neptune-estate:

Details from Rick Owens FW09 "Crust"

jakemalik:

"hey do you have any cool plans for the break?"

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angryblackman:

Archer + popular text posts | part 1/?

I never knew I needed this in my life until now. Thank you.

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